You've been drinking and eating for 4 straight days, hopefully in the company of good friends and family. You might think that your body has had enough, but that's just you stupid brain trying to slow your roll. Time to find your 5th wind:Deep breath in, then out. Crank your favorite pump-up song to 11. Slam a shot of your favorite brown liquor. This is your time. You're a f*ckin superstar.



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