Great news, everyone. After a lengthy dry period, my medical team has cleared me to start drinking again. The news comes just in time for the weekend and the weather turning, so really the timing couldn't be better. So, we're getting back to our roots. Keep it safe and keep it classy. Salut!

Dirty Martini

2 1/2 oz Tito's vodka

1/2 oz olive juice

Serve up, with olives, ice fucking cold



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